avid traveler, amateur foodie, eager-yet-laidback sightseer, dancer, instructor ... taking it all day by day.
student:hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government:sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government:nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government:no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
6 hours ago
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thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

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6 hours ago
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xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

This was my my fave line in this movie omg

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6 hours ago
240,964 notes

American Horror Story: Easter

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6 hours ago
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He’d melt into the couch.

He’d melt into the couch.

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6 hours ago
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little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

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6 hours ago
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nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

I love this couple

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6 hours ago
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disneypixar:

“Flik doesn’t really change a lot - he changes everybody else.” - Steve Jobs

disneypixar:

“Flik doesn’t really change a lot - he changes everybody else.” - Steve Jobs

6 hours ago
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jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

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6 hours ago
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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

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6 hours ago
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